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I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General!

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's,
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous.
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes,
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuneiform,
And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General!!

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a chassepôt rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery:
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee---

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General!!!

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Have you ever looked through a friend's favorites, and got... very concerned? 

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3 deviants said Yes. More than once.
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Yellovulp Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the Fave!
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Welcome2alittleTLC Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Lovely work! Enjoy a llama!
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Acc3a Featured By Owner May 11, 2015
thank you so much for the fav! :la: I appreciate it! :heart:
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TheRoflCoptR Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave, buddy ^^
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BlackHoleInAJar Featured By Owner May 13, 2015  Professional General Artist
You're welcome!
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MaverickTears Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015  Professional Artist
thanks for the fave :D
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Oriannis Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the fave! :D (Big Grin)
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Spiritofdarkness Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015
:w00t: thanks a lot for the :+fav: on The Echo of the Past :iconbouncyplz:
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deskridge Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015   Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:!
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